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In this humorous video transcript, various anecdotes are shared, including a woman whose cat turned off her alarm clock, 11 million Americans who planned to miss work due to the Game of Thrones finale, and an Indian engineer who claimed to be the tenth incarnation of a god. The video is lighthearted and filled with jokes and commentary.
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1. Bruno is absent today.
2. Today's video topic is excuses for missing work.
3. Felipe wants to know where Bruno is.
4. Clayson mentions Bruno is at the doctor.
5. The doctor's appointment is from 1 am to 2 am.
6. Felipe plans to investigate further.
7. August started poorly for the channel after a successful July.
8. The channel's team applauds its success in July.
9. Felipe mentions that August is historically a month of failed commitments.
10. Felipe encourages viewers to subscribe and share the video.
11. A woman in São Paulo missed work because her cat turned off her alarm clock.
12. The cat's name is Joaquim.
13. An institute in the United States studied the impact of the Game of Thrones finale on the job market.
14. More than 11 million Americans planned to miss work after the Game of Thrones finale.
15. Some planned to work from home on Monday.
16. A journalism student was fired for attending a Sandy and Junior show.
17. He participated in the program "Altas Horas" in São Paulo.
18. He was caught when his coworkers saw him on TV.
19. An engineer in India claimed to be the tenth incarnation of the god Vishnu (Kalki).
20. He has believed this since 1999, based on horoscopes.
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