This text appears to be a transcript of a video or dialogue involving various characters in a Minecraft-themed diner. The characters discuss working in the diner, strange customer interactions, and even a horse sandwich. The dialogue includes humor, absurdity, and some darker themes such as circumcision and violence. The characters are portrayed as eccentric and the situation in the diner is chaotic.
1. Schlatt is the owner of Big Diner.
2. Schlatt's goal is to work his way out of the diner.
3. Schlatt is motivated by profits and does not care about his employees.
4. The employees of Big Diner have not been paid.
5. The customers of Big Diner are "piling up".
6. Schlatt is trying to make a "dream sandwich" for a customer.
7. The customer ordered a Triple Decker sandwich with extra carrots, double tomato, and a little bit of lettuce.
8. Charlie Slimsical is an employee of Big Diner.
9. Charlie is "canonically circumcised".
10. A customer ordered a sandwich with gluten, despite having a gluten intolerance.
11. The customer's wife is a bee and has a gluten intolerance.
12. Schlatt has a "blood boy" business.
13. Schlatt grows "homunculi" in his office.
14. The homunculi are used to make a special sauce for the sandwiches.
15. Mr. Beast is a customer at the diner.
16. Mr. Beast wants to rebrand the diner to "Mr. Beast Burger".
17. The employees are making their own sandwiches.
18. Nikki stole the diamonds.
19. Charlie has a "salmon palace".
20. The diner is being shut down by the tax authorities.