This text appears to be a script or transcript from a theatrical performance or a scene involving characters discussing becoming mascots for a cheerleading team. The characters discuss auditions for a mascot and eventually choose one of the characters, Michael, to be the mascot. The storyline involves humor and interactions between the characters, ultimately leading to the selection of a mascot.
Sure, here are the key facts from the text:
1. The cheerleaders received a letter disqualifying them, and they need to return their uniforms.
2. They discuss the possibility of getting a mascot for the team.
3. Various individuals audition to be the mascot, including Kevin, Rita, and Bernardo.
4. Michael is ultimately chosen as the mascot.
5. The cheerleaders decide to use a real bunny as their mascot instead.
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