The 31st annual car Olympics included various sports such as soccer, tag, chess, cycling, car pool, shuffleboard, dodgeball, and boxing. The cars struggled in chess and cycling but excelled in hot dog eating and shuffleboard. In the end, the humans won the baseball game and the car Olympics were deemed a success by some and a failure by others. Mr. Beast promoted his funny t-shirt shop during the event.
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1. The event is the 31st annual car Olympics.
2. The car sports include soccer, tag, boxing, and hot dog eating.
3. The car sets a new world record by eating all the hot dogs in under six seconds.
4. Chess is a difficult sport for cars due to engine struggles.
5. There's a reference to sore losers among cars in chess.
6. Cycling is mentioned, highlighting the similarity between car and bike tires.
7. There's a comment about a car being close to Lance Armstrong.
8. Car pool involves playing pool with hot dogs as balls.
9. A dangerous move from the '80s is mentioned in car pool.
10. Shuffleboard is played with cars and a drone shot is taken.
11. Dodgeball is played, with one car called "moisture boy."
12. Red team wins the dodgeball game.
13. Mention of a potential million-dollar prize.
14. A dispute about the prize money.
15. An advertisement for funny shirts.
16. Encouragement and coaching for a car player in a baseball game.
17. The car player strikes out and hits a spray paint can.
18. The humans win the baseball game.
19. The car Olympics conclude, with mixed opinions about the event.
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