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The text appears to be a transcript of a humorous conversation or commentary related to videos or images involving cats. The speakers discuss various unusual behaviors exhibited by cats, such as climbing into strange places and contorting themselves in odd positions. The conversation also touches on the idea that cats view humans as fellow cats and the upcoming "Black Friday Show" live event on November 28th. Throughout the text, there is a light-hearted and humorous tone.
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1. The speaker is allergic to cats.
2. Cats were domesticated about 90 thousand years after dogs.
3. Cats see humans as giant cats.
4. The biggest live stream in the history of Brazilian YouTube is scheduled for November 28th.
5. The live stream will last for 5 hours.
6. The live stream will feature guests including Depression Diva.
7. Cats like to play with bags and cardboard boxes.
8. Cats often contort themselves into unusual positions.
9. The speaker is allergic to cats but wishes he could have one.
10. Taking anti-allergy medication makes the speaker feel drowsy.