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- Liza is a young woman who is looking for a career change and has a meeting with Bella, the president of her college alumni association.
- Liza's roommate Oliver reveals that he was diagnosed with DWD, a degenerative bone disorder, in high school and couldn't join the cheerleading squad.
- Liza's boyfriend Casey is a paleo enthusiast who litters on purpose, claiming it's better for the environment than using trash cans.
- Liza gets involved with a conspiracy group led by Don, their landlord, who believes that the year 2000 never happened and was a hoax orchestrated by the government and the media.
- Liza finds evidence that contradicts Don's theory, such as a calendar and a photo from Bella's wedding in 2000. She also learns that she never graduated college because she failed a class.
- Oliver discovers that he never had DWD and his parents lied to him to protect his self-esteem. He also finds out that he swallowed a piece of the Operation game as a child and has to undergo surgery to remove it.
- Liza breaks up with Casey after he leaves trash on the ground. She also apologizes to Don and his group for believing their nonsense and encourages them to face their own mistakes instead of blaming others.
- Oliver recovers from his surgery and learns that he had a plastic wishbone in his abdomen. He reconciles with his parents and Liza.
1. The main character, Liza, is attending a business meeting with a family friend who is the president of her college alumni association .
2. Liza's mother is tired of lying to her friends that Liza is a doctor, and the business meeting is an opportunity for Liza to get a "real job" .
3. Liza is a college graduate who is unsure about her career path. She has been watching "Grey's Anatomy" and has aspirations to become a doctor .
4. Liza has a history of trying out for her high school cheerleading team multiple times without success. She was diagnosed with a degenerative bone disorder (DWD) which prevented her from joining the team .
5. Liza has a new boyfriend, Casey, who is thoughtful and attentive. He sent her a bag of Paleo desserts as a gift .
6. Liza has a parking spot that was blocked by a car, causing her to miss her business meeting. She is now debating whether to reschedule the meeting .
7. Liza is a conspiracy theorist who believes that the year 2000 never happened. She believes this based on a variety of evidence, including a calendar she bought on eBay with a copyright date of 1999 .
8. Liza has been labeled a "litterer" by her boyfriend, Casey, due to her habit of leaving trash on the ground. She defends herself by arguing that trash should be left where it naturally goes .
9. Liza is currently experiencing stomach pain and emotional stress due to her belief that she was lied to about her college graduation .
10. Liza's mother is aware of her daughter's impending meeting with the college alumni association and is trying to support her .
11. Liza is considering a career switch and is looking for a new career path .