This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video where three hosts show the products they bought from online advertisements that were targeted to them by algorithms. They each have different budgets and tastes, and they try to impress or surprise each other with their purchases. Some of the products are:
- A neon sign with the host's name
- A musical horn for a car
- A mermaid tail
- A Volkswagen California van
- A trip to Amsterdam
- An exoskeleton
The video is humorous and showcases the absurdity and diversity of online ads. The hosts also comment on the quality, price and usefulness of the products they bought.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker cannot wait to offer entertaining content.
2. The algorithms of Facebook and Google try to understand users to anticipate their needs.
3. The speaker and their team bought all the advertisements on Instagram, Facebook, and YouTube.
4. The speaker wants to show the internet ads version and crissier.
5. The speaker is a little screwed from a budget point of view.
6. The speaker has a Facebook ad to find their vegetables.
7. The speaker has been connected with Etienne on Facebook for five years.
8. The speaker has a discussion with Thomas about algorithms and advertisers.
9. The speaker has a budget ceiling and has spent a lot of money on objects.
10. The speaker presents their first object, a megalomaniacal photo of themselves.
11. The speaker shows a stream box stream box logo that they made in 2009.
12. The speaker talks about a Rolls Royce of the Vannetais 6t California.
13. The speaker rents a van and lives in it for six months.
14. The speaker buys a coffin and a bathtub.
15. The speaker has a magic trick with a rabbit.
16. The speaker talks about a German company that makes a car.
17. The speaker buys a Vespa scooter for a video.
18. The speaker goes to Amsterdam and visits the museum of the peep.
19. The speaker recommends a 100-meter-long gallery dedicated to pipots.
20. The speaker visits the Heineken experience and eats a burger with truffle.
21. The speaker stays in a 5-star hotel with a wellness suite.
22. The speaker talks about an application to visit a city.
23. The speaker downloads the application and visits Amsterdam.
24. The speaker buys gouda cheese and truffle burgers.
25. The speaker talks about a paulista jetpack exoskeleton.
26. The speaker shows an exoskeleton that assists with carrying heavy things.
27. The exoskeleton is designed for people with disabilities.
28. The speaker activates the exoskeleton and feels assistance.
29. The speaker carries 14 kg with the exoskeleton and feels no weight.
30. The speaker talks about a video called "used" on YouTube.
31. The speaker has a hero with 7 million subscribers on YouTube.