The text is a transcript of a comedy show where the comedian asks the audience to share their bad date stories. One woman tells a story about going to a horse show and an electronic party in Belo Horizonte, where she met a guy who invited her and her friends to his house. There, she found out that he had a dead mother, a poodle, and a cheating husband. The comedian makes jokes and comments about the story, and tries to call the woman's friend Dedé to hear his version of the events. The summary is:
A woman shares a bizarre and funny story about a bad date with a guy who had a dead mother, a poodle, and a cheating husband. The comedian tries to call her friend for more details.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a comedy show by Afonso Padilha, a Brazilian comedian.
- The text contains a story told by a woman named Daiane, who had a bad date in Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais.
- The story involves Daiane, her friend Dedé, a guy named Tired, a poodle, and Dedé's husband.
- The story has the following events:
- Daiane met Tired at a horse show and went to an electronic party with him and Dedé.
- Daiane kissed Dedé to avoid other men, but Tired didn't care and took her to his house.
- Tired's house was messy and had a poodle that belonged to his dead mother.
- Tired had sex with Daiane while she talked on the phone with Dedé, who was at a motel with another woman.
- The poodle joined them and licked Daiane's face while Tired was away.
- Daiane left Tired's house wearing his shirt and her hat, but lost her clothes under a tarpaulin.
- Dedé's husband called Tired's phone and thought Daiane was his wife.
- Daiane found out that Dedé was not a lesbian and was still with her husband.