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The text is a transcript of a video by Felipe Neto, a Brazilian YouTuber, who comments on various clips of people who had near-death experiences or accidents. He also promotes his show in Santos and Campinas and criticizes Apple's facial recognition feature. He talks about his own reactions to stressful situations and how he is not good at helping others. He encourages his viewers to subscribe to his channel and live their lives to the fullest.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video by Felipe Neto, a Brazilian YouTuber, who comments on various videos of people surviving accidents or near-death situations.
2. Felipe Neto criticizes Apple's facial recognition feature and says he prefers the digital signal.
3. Felipe Neto promotes his show in Santos and Campinas on January 6th and 7th and asks his viewers to subscribe to his channel and hit 17 million subscribers.
4. Felipe Neto shares his personal experiences of witnessing an accident on his way to school and how he panicked and ran away.
5. Felipe Neto says he is bad at helping people in accidents or wars and that he would pretend to be dead or tortured.
6. Felipe Neto makes jokes about the reactions of the people in the videos, such as the guy who tries to hold the tree, the girl who runs away after a car hits her umbrella, and the guy who poses with a gun in his mouth.