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The text is a transcript of a video by a Brazilian YouTuber who reacts to various funny, bizarre or absurd posts from social media. He comments on topics such as nuclear fusion, evangelical fashion, pizza delivery, adult films, barbecue tips, PMS chocolate, orange juice and Tubarão. He uses a lot of sarcasm, irony and humor to mock the posts and the people behind them. He also asks his viewers to like and subscribe to his channel.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Scientists in South Korea achieved a nuclear fusion reaction at 100 million°C for 30 seconds.
2. Crows can imitate human speech, music and sounds of other animals.
3. A lawyer got drunk by mistake and blamed the bar owner for everything that happened.
4. A person installed a gas cylinder outside the apartment and got fined by the Fire Department.
5. A children's blogger told someone to go [ __ ] themselves and take it up the ass.
6. A person threw a snack to a frog and it got stuck in its head.
7. A person made a barbecue on a wooden board with holes and claimed it was easier to clean.
8. A person asked for a free chocolate with their order because they had PMS.
9. A person questioned the concept of now and created a paradox.
10. A person from Tubarão took a [ __ ] in Brasília and was arrested for drug dealing.
These are the facts I extracted from the text. I hope this helps you. 😊