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The text is a satirical account of Liz Truss, a British politician who became the shortest serving prime minister in history after implementing a disastrous tax cut for the rich that crashed the economy and the pound. The text mocks Truss' corporate jargon, elitist image, and adherence to trickle-down economics. The text also describes how Truss rose to power by backstabbing and bribing her rivals, and how she was eventually ousted by them. The text ends with a conspiracy theory that Truss was actually a left-wing infiltrator who sabotaged the Conservative Party.
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1. Liz Truss was the shortest serving British prime minister ever, lasting only 45 days in 2022.
2. She introduced a massive tax cut for the wealthy that caused a crash in the pound and the bond market, and led to double-digit inflation.
3. She faced a backlash from the public, the media, and her own party, and eventually resigned after losing support from her allies.
4. She had previously been a liberal Democrat and an anti-monarchist, but became a libertarian right-wing Conservative MP in 2010.
5. She co-authored a book called Britannia Unchained, which argued that the British were among the worst idlers in the world and advocated for supply-side economics.
6. She became prime minister by winning a Conservative leadership election against Rishi Sunak, after Boris Johnson resigned in 2022.
7. She had a reputation for using corporate jargon and giving bizarre speeches on topics like pork and cheese.
8. Her first major policy proposal as prime minister was an energy price guarantee, which capped household energy bills for two years.
9. Her tenure coincided with the death of Queen Elizabeth II, which overshadowed her initial policy announcement.
10. She defended her tax cut policy in a speech in 2023, blaming the political and economic establishment for the economic crisis.