The provided text appears to be a transcript of a humorous conversation or stand-up comedy routine. The speaker discusses various topics, including social situations, personal anecdotes, and observations about people's reactions. The conversation is characterized by humor and light-hearted commentary on everyday life and experiences.
1. The text is a transcript of a comedic monologue, with the speaker making jokes and comments about various topics.
2. The speaker is following a person named Léo, who is considered one of the best comedians in Brazil.
3. The speaker talks about a joke made by Léo about the market day, which suggests that only ugly people work there.
4. The speaker mentions a mother's comment at the market, which implies that there are many poor people there.
5. The speaker talks about a conversation they had with a map, suggesting that the map is a character in their monologue.
6. The speaker makes a joke about gasoline being so expensive that people are preferring to have sex with them instead.
7. The speaker talks about a girl they met at a comedy show, who was shot in the face during the event.
8. The speaker mentions a story about a disabled uncle, who is described as very old.
9. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a working dog, and the difficulties they had with the dog.
10. The speaker talks about a conversation they had with a woman who was listening to their jokes, and her reaction to their jokes.
11. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a man who can't perform sexually due to a disease.
12. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a man who is old and can't get into the face of a baby.
13. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a woman who got a discount on her registration fees for a girls' event.
14. The speaker talks about a conversation they had with a lawyer, who warned them about potential lawsuits due to their jokes.
15. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a man who is always wearing flip-flops.
16. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a man who climbed on the roof and fell off.
17. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a woman who was taken to a panel show by her son and didn't pay for it.
18. The speaker talks about a conversation they had with a woman who was upset because her son was making fun of her in Bolivia.
19. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a man who looks like Toddy and is upset because people are making fun of him in Bolivia.
20. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a man who arranged for them to go to Bolivia, and how hot the people are there.
21. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a man who died because he didn't stay in the river high enough.
22. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a couple who got married in the ICU room of a hospital.
23. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a man who smokes and is in the ICU.
24. The speaker talks about a joke they made about a cool teacher who doesn't say jokes.
25. The speaker talks about a joke they made about people who are feeling horny in the ICU.