The provided text appears to be a transcript of a dialogue or script for a television show or movie. It follows the interactions between several characters, including Liza, who seems to be a candid and unapologetic person. The dialogue includes humorous moments, discussions about food products, and trivia questions. Eventually, Liza receives an opportunity at work and seems to impress her boss with her straightforwardness. However, her absence frustrates her friends, who are participating in a trivia competition without her. The text ends with a sense of comedic chaos and frustration.
1. The speaker found a "VCR" at a thrift store and bought a bunch of movies to study up for a trivia tournament.
2. The speaker's favourite movie is "Honest Gabe," starring Frankie Muniz as a kid who can't tell the truth and gets cursed to be unable to lie for an entire day.
3. The speaker is working at Prospector Jim's, an indie grocery chain, and is tasked with product testing.
4. The speaker is a part of a team that won a bar trivia tournament. The team's name is "Threeyoncé," and they combined trivia knowledge on music, current events, celebrity, and '90s pop culture.
5. The speaker is considering becoming a domestic partner with another person, but they have an agreement to marry each other if neither one of them is married by the age of 30. The speaker disagrees with this plan.
6. The speaker is planning to present a relaunch of a product at work.
7. The speaker is considering saying "açai" instead of "almond milk" to avoid apologizing for using the wrong term.
8. The speaker is considering not saying anything when a stranger spills beer on them, as a way to avoid apologizing.
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