In this comedy routine, Josh Johnson talks about various humorous experiences and observations. He mentions attending parties where something bad always seems to happen, his lack of athleticism in sports, the challenges of living alone and being single, and a funny incident involving an umbrella in the shower. He also shares some personal reflections about his identity. Throughout the routine, he uses humor to entertain the audience.
1. The speaker is Josh Johnson, a stand-up comedian. He is hosting a show in New Orleans. [Source: Document(page_content="00:00:01.11: [Music]\n00:00:05.66: what's up New Orleans this is Comedy\n00:00:08.52: Central stand up presents\n00:00:11.30: please welcome Josh Johnson cool", metadata={})]
2. The speaker shares a story about going to a fraternity party and a girl twerking on him. He fell down because he wasn't ready. [Source: Document(page_content="00:01:17.10: fraternity party\n00:01:18.48: and a girl twerked on me\n00:01:25.44: I fell down because I wasn't ready", metadata={})]
3. He tells a story about encountering a possum in Louisiana. He tried to get it off his belt but failed and it climbed onto his shoulder. [Source: Document(page_content="00:02:33.96: before I let a possum climb me all right\n00:02:37.14: it was just coming right at Man by the\n00:02:44.46: time I realized it wasn't like a little\n00:02:45.54: squirrel that wanted to play or\n00:02:46.56: something it was hanging off my belt", metadata={})]
4. The speaker mentions that he was saved by a friend when he was about to be attacked by a possum. [Source: Document(page_content="00:02:35.80: I got to go on a date\n00:02:37.14: which was big for me\n00:02:39.92: in college\n00:02:42.54: I want to go on you know I I don't get\n00:02:45.12: to go on a lot of days since I don't\n00:02:48.24: know I talk to people\n00:02:51.00: but the date was good went to dinner\n00:02:53.82: and then went to a movie\n00:02:55.92: and then we uh went back to my place", metadata={})]
5. The speaker talks about his attempts to work out and his experience with a gym. He mentions that he doesn't know what he's doing and that he's been working out next to a woman who eventually left. [Source: Document(page_content="00:05:22.32: so I've been trying to work out\n00:05:26.70: I am a uh\n00:05:28.50: extra medium I\n00:05:31.50: have always wanted to be big and it did\n00:05:33.30: not work out for me\n00:05:35.04: I just want to have those broad\n00:05:36.48: shoulders you know I mean like that or\n00:05:38.04: like you know like", metadata={})]
6. He shares his experience of attempting to play football and basketball, both of which ended in failure. [Source: Document(page_content="00:09:35.02: I'm such a theater nerd that one time I\n00:09:37.30: was talking about football I forgot the\n00:09:39.82: war quarterback\n00:09:40.56: and I saw him and I panicked I saw him\n00:09:42.12: and I was like oh he\n00:09:44.74: he plays the lead\n00:09:45.90: he's not one of the understudies