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In this humorous monologue, Felipe Neto recounts bizarre incidents where people got stuck in unusual places. These incidents include a man stuck in a child's car seat at a fast-food restaurant, the Mayor of London getting stuck on a zip line during the Olympics, a student getting trapped in a classroom chair, a man stuck in a sculpture of female genitalia, a person stuck in a portable toilet, and a man getting stuck in a washing machine in Australia. Felipe humorously comments on these situations and highlights the strange and sometimes embarrassing predicaments people find themselves in.
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1. Felipe Neto has a problem with flying cockroaches.
2. He has intestinal problems related to flying cockroaches.
3. Felipe Neto once got stuck in a bathroom to avoid a flying cockroach.
4. He called his mother to come and kill the cockroach.
5. In Ireland, a man got stuck in a child's car seat at a restaurant.
6. The man had to call the police to help him get out of the seat.
7. In London, Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, got stuck on a zip line during the Olympics.
8. Boris Johnson waved flags and seemed to be enjoying himself while stuck.
9. In 2013, a man in Hemel Hempstead got stuck in a traffic cone.
10. The man had to be helped out of the cone by a group of people.
11. In Germany, a man got stuck in a sculpture of female genitalia at a university.
12. The man had to be rescued by firefighters.
13. In Oklahoma, a student named Jimmy Skufka got stuck in a classroom chair.
14. The student had to be rescued by the local emergency fire department.
15. In Cape Town, a man got stuck in a chemical toilet on a construction site.
16. The man was rescued after 40 minutes, but not before someone took a photo of him.
17. In Australia, a man got stuck in a washing machine and had to be rescued by three emergency teams.
18. The man was covered in olive oil to help him get out of the washing machine.
19. The man claimed he was "looking for sneaky fun while naked" and not trying to surprise his girlfriend.
20. The man was arrested and shamed on the internet.