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The text appears to be a transcript of a humorous and action-packed video or show involving a group of individuals called the Sidemen. The Sidemen receive a message from Nicole Scherzinger's evil twin sister, who has kidnapped Nicole and plans to release embarrassing photos of the Sidemen unless they rescue her. The Sidemen embark on a mission involving jet skis, a secret lair, and a hidden aquarium with sharks to find the codes to rescue Nicole. The transcript includes banter, humor, and action scenes as the Sidemen navigate various challenges.
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1. The text describes a series of events where seven extraordinary sidemen are challenged to step out from the shadows and take center stage .
2. The sidemen are tasked with a daring and heroic rescue mission to save Nicole, who has been kidnapped by her evil twin sister .
3. The sister has hacked Nicole's computers and stolen embarrassing photos, threatening to upload them online .
4. The sidemen are chased, battered, and blown up as they race across deserts, oceans, mountains, and cities .
5. The sister's evil lair is located on a ship, guarded by henchmen in cheap jumpsuits and toy water guns .
6. The sister has a secret aquarium under the lair, where she has hidden the codes to unlock a machine that uploads the stolen photos .
7. The sidemen manage to unlock the machine and stop the upload, saving Nicole from her sister's plan .
8. The sister, after being defeated, plans to destroy the sidemen, but they manage to escape .
9. The narrator suggests that in their quest to step out from the shadows, the sidemen will have to qualify as cosmonauts and undertake a series of tasks .
10. The text ends with the sidemen being challenged to develop Zen-like concentration, no matter how extreme the situation .