JASON EU TE ODEIO!!! [+13] - Summary

Summary

This text appears to be a transcription of a conversation or commentary related to a video game. The conversation seems to involve multiple participants discussing their gameplay experiences and strategies in a game where one player takes on the role of "Jackson" (likely a reference to Jason Voorhees from the "Friday the 13th" franchise). The players discuss various in-game actions, traps, and their attempts to survive or defeat Jackson. There is also some banter and joking among the participants.

Overall, the text appears to be a casual and informal discussion about a gaming session, with various players sharing their thoughts and reactions as they play.

Facts

1. The speaker is enlightened and plays a game.
2. The game is quick and can be played online regardless of the number of viewers.
3. The speaker and his colleague Felipe are dedicated servers in the game.
4. The game has dedicated servers who are very active and proactive.
5. The speaker is comparing the game to Jason's dick.
6. The speaker is playing the game in China.
7. The speaker is speaking in English and occupies the world.
8. The speaker has a platinum account, but he doesn't know what to do.
9. The speaker is resisting and hiding in a closet.
10. The speaker is tense and is advised to breathe with space.
11. The speaker is focused on avoiding Jason and is not afraid of him.
12. The speaker is making noise to call the sun.
13. The speaker is trying to get to a car as it might be the exit.
14. The speaker is a player in the game and is trying to survive.
15. The speaker is playing with a phone.
16. The speaker is trying to get a machete to counter attack.
17. The speaker is trying to find a car to escape.
18. The speaker is trying to get into a house to attack the current red jpii.
19. The speaker is trying to get into a house to attack a player.
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