The text appears to be a conversation or narrative filled with disjointed and humorous anecdotes about various experiences and events, including trying to go to a funk dance with a fake ID, interactions with family members, and encounters with unusual characters. The narrator seems to reflect on these memories with humor and a sense of adventure.
1. The speaker talks about going to a volleyball game and a badminton game at the end of 2021. [Document 1]
2. The speaker tries to convince their mother to let them go on a date, but she always says no. [Document 1]
3. The speaker talks about their interest in music, mentioning genres like Trap rock, rap, freemasonry, gospel, and funk. [Document 1]
4. The speaker talks about using the app Oxi Claro for football news and real-time game scores. [Document 1]
5. The speaker talks about going to a funk dance party, pretending to be their father's friend, and using a fake ID. [Document 2]
6. The speaker discusses their plan to convince their mother to let them sleep at a friend's house while they go to the funk dance. [Document 2]
7. The speaker talks about the consequences of their actions, including breaking some ribs, a femur, and head trauma. [Document 3]
8. The speaker discusses their mother's reaction to their night at the funk dance party, stating that she didn't find out about the fake ID. [Document 3]