This passage is a satirical and humorous dialogue featuring various characters discussing political topics. It includes references to voting, the electoral college, President Obama, the Republican Party, and the diversity within black Republicans. The dialogue often features exaggerated or comedic reactions and language, and it's meant for entertainment and humor.
1. The speaker is addressing the topic of voting and democracy, emphasizing the importance of voting in November.
2. The speaker explains that votes are counted with the rest of the votes in the country and then sent to the electoral college.
3. The electoral college is described as a group of officials who do the voting for the country.
4. The speaker acknowledges that the identities of these officials are unknown.
5. The speaker suggests that votes are like suggestions and that the electoral college can correct any mistakes made in the voting process.
6. The speaker reiterates the importance of voting and urges listeners to do so in November.
7. The speaker mentions the recent developments in the Middle Eastern region and expresses support for all people and their right to a democratic process.
8. The speaker urges Iran and North Korea to discontinue their uranium enrichment programs.
9. The speaker addresses critics and assures them that their concerns are heard.
10. The speaker mentions that since being in office, 3 million new jobs have been created and the war in Iraq has been ended.
11. The speaker denies being a Muslim and states that his intentions as the president are coming from the right place.
12. The speaker addresses a conflict in the African Union Commission and criticizes the lack of clarity about what is happening.
13. The speaker discusses the situation in South Sudan and compares it to the Lion King.
14. The speaker mentions that AMISOM has 2,500 troops sitting in Somalia and questions why no one knows who to blame for the situation.
15. The speaker discusses the UN's policies in East Africa and invites comments on the topic.
16. The speaker discusses the Middle East and shares his thoughts on the situation.
17. The speaker discusses the importance of voting and government policies, particularly those of the Democrats.
18. The speaker addresses a car accident and shares his thoughts on the situation.
19. The speaker discusses the Affordable Healthcare Act and mentions that it will be used to get healthy.
20. The speaker discusses the principles of the Republican party and shares his thoughts on the situation.
21. The speaker addresses the Democratic party and shares his thoughts on the situation.
22. The speaker discusses the importance of appreciating the workings of the political system.
23. The speaker criticizes Romney, Karl Rove, and the Republican party for their actions during the campaign.
24. The speaker expresses his intention to take down those who oppose him after winning the election.
25. The speaker closes his speech with patriotic music.