This is a transcript of a humorous speech given by President Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. In the speech, he jokes about various topics, including the upcoming presidential election, his own legacy, and the other political candidates, such as Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump. He also jokes about his plans after leaving office, including driving and staying in Washington, D.C. Overall, it's a lighthearted and comedic speech.
1. The speaker is addressing the audience as the last or perhaps the last White House correspondent.
2. The speaker is excited about the possibility of using the material from this event at Goldman Sachs next year.
3. The speaker's wife, Michelle, is present and looks happy.
4. The speaker is reflecting on the past eight years and the changes that have occurred during this time.
5. The speaker mentions that he will be officially a lame-duck in a few months.
6. The speaker appreciates the public servants who have been with him on this journey, particularly Joe Biden.
7. The speaker acknowledges the award-winning reporters present at the event.
8. The speaker expresses his admiration for Hillary's toughness, smarts, and policy chops.
9. The speaker mentions the rise in approval ratings despite not doing anything differently.
10. The speaker concludes by thanking the Washington press corps and expressing his gratitude for their role in democracy.