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**Title:** Unnoticed Events of the Year (Comedy Monologue)
**Summary:**
* The host reflects on the end of a "hard" year, poking fun at how major events (e.g., Olympics, Grammys, Oscars) were quickly forgotten.
* They humorously highlight overlooked celebrity news, such as breakups (e.g., Gerard Pique and Shakira) and Kirkorov's attempts to stay relevant.
* The host also jokes about:
+ Madonna's provocative behavior at 64.
+ Hackers infiltrating an unexpectedly mundane target (Igor Nikolaev's website).
+ New Zealand's Prime Minister allowing sex orgies of up to 25 people to resume.
+ The birth of the world's 8 billionth inhabitant, jokingly attributed to Armenia.
* The monologue concludes with a lighthearted surprise: a dance performance, and the host wishes the audience a happy holiday.
**Tone:** Comedic, satirical, and playful, with a touch of sarcastic humor.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
1. **Rustor**: An application store with a wide selection of apps, guaranteed access, and update capabilities.
2. **Rustor's Platform**: Official application store for Android.
3. **VK Meeting Place**: Associated with Rustor, mentioned as a meeting point.
4. **Event Mentioned**: Olympics took place, but specific details (e.g., year, location) are not provided.
5. **Celebrity News**:
* Tarzan and Natasha Koroleva were together for 19 years before their divorce.
* Gerard Pique and Shakira broke up.
6. **Kirkorov's Concert**: Performed in Kazakhstan.
7. **Madonna's Public Appearance**: At 64, showed off her new breasts without underwear.
8. **Hacking Incident**: Hackers breached the official website of Igor Nikolaev.
9. **New Zealand's Policy Update**: The Prime Minister allowed the resumption of sex orgies for up to 25 people, previously banned due to infection concerns.
10. **Global Population Milestone**: The 8 billionth inhabitant of the Earth was reportedly born in Armenia.
11. **Media and Entertainment**:
* A dance performance was prepared and showcased.
* A hip-hop rendition of Marshak's poems was mentioned.
* A premiere on TNT was scheduled for January 28 at 9 pm.