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**Title:** Top 5 Worst Dates
**Summary:**
A person shares their top 5 worst dating experiences, highlighting the awkward and uncomfortable moments. The dates include:
1. **Unwanted Affection** (Age 18, Date's Age 15): A clingy and overly affectionate date who hugged the narrator throughout a movie.
2. **Overly Clingy**: A college date who constantly sought approval and was extremely touchy-feely.
3. **Double Date Disaster**: A date who ignored the narrator, focusing on his own interests instead.
4. **Awkward First Date** (Age 18, First Date Ever): A shy date who was uncomfortable, leading to stilted conversation.
5. **Honorable Mention**: Initially not mentioned, but introduced as a potentially shared story about a Halloween night kidnapping experience (not a traditional date, but hinted at for a future story).
**Tone:** Light-hearted, humorous, and self-deprecating, with the author acknowledging that while these dates weren't "super bad," they were still subpar.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact a short sentence, without opinions, and numbered for reference:
**Personal Life**
1. The narrator was homeschooled for a year before attending Community College.
2. They finished high school a year early.
3. They have a brother.
**Date 1 (Ranked #5)**
4. The narrator's first date was at 18 years old.
5. The date was with their teacher's son.
6. The date location was a Red Robin restaurant.
7. The date ended with the narrator running inside to avoid a kiss.
**Date 2 (Ranked #4)**
8. This was a double date, including another couple.
9. The activity was frisbee golfing.
10. The narrator had to beg for the date's attention.
11. They went to the date's apartment for dinner afterward.
12. The narrator played COD with the date's roommates.
**Date 3 (Ranked #2)**
13. The narrator met this date in the campus library.
14. The date idea was to attend a campus speaker event.
15. The date texted the narrator excessively before meeting.
16. The date was overly handsy during the event.
**Date 4 (Ranked #1)**
17. The narrator met this date on Facebook in 2012, bonding over My Little Pony.
18. The narrator was 18, and the date was 15 at the time.
19. They agreed to watch Big Hero 6 together, with each paying for their own meal.
20. The date hugged the narrator throughout the movie.
21. The date's mom drove them to the movies.
22. The narrator eventually had to clarify they were just friends to end the date's advances.