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**Title (implied):** "Absurdities in GTA 5 Online"
**Summary:**
A player shares their humorous observations of illogical and absurd gameplay mechanics in GTA 5 Online. Examples include:
* Exorbitant in-game prices (e.g., a kart costing $1 million)
* Inconsistent physics (e.g., flying off motorcycles, indestructible objects)
* Illogical interactions (e.g., doors opening for vehicles but not pedestrians, underwater fires and explosions)
* Overpriced and underperforming vehicles
* Glitches and unrealistic behaviors (e.g., sand not spilling from a truck, indestructible helicopter screens)
**Tone:** Lighthearted, comedic, and playful, with the player poking fun at the game's quirks.
**Context:** Appears to be a transcript from a YouTube video or streaming platform, with the creator inviting viewers to subscribe for more content.
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, numbered for reference:
**Note:** I've excluded opinions, subjective experiences, and humorous remarks to provide a list of objective facts.
1. In GTA 5 Online, car prices have higher inflation rates compared to all of Latin America combined.
2. A simple vote in GTA 5 Online can cost over half a million dollars.
3. Some karts in GTA 5 Online can cost around a million dollars.
4. In GTA 5, characters can fly off motorcycles after crashing, but may not get hurt.
5. Doors in GTA 5 Online have a vehicle lock, which can be opened under certain conditions.
6. In multiplayer mode, burning characters can perform a dance animation.
7. In GTA 5, players can lift various objects, including motorized ones, with a certain cart.
8. Flying on a motorcycle in GTA 5 can result in a fine.
9. Marking 911 in GTA 5 Online can be used to steal a patrol car.
10. In GTA 5 Online, throwing a Molotov cocktail near water can create a fire underwater.
11. Fires can burn characters underwater in GTA 5 Online.
12. Rockets and turrets can be shot underwater in GTA 5 Online, affecting the water.
13. Laser turrets can also be shot underwater in GTA 5 Online.
14. A construction truck in GTA 5 Online can carry hundreds of kilos of sand, which doesn't spill easily.
15. The construction truck is worth around a million dollars but is considered slow for multiplayer.
16. Certain trucks in GTA 5 Online are more affordable and faster than others.
17. Houses in GTA 5 Online can be cheaper than some cars.
18. In GTA 5, a helicopter's screen is indestructible, unlike other glass objects.