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**Context:** A video recording session (likely for a YouTube video or skit) featuring "Jesse" dressed as Master Chief (Spartan 117 from Halo) is repeatedly interrupted and ultimately derailed.
**Summary:**
1. **Initial Attempts**: Jesse tries to record a Halo-themed skit, but faces technical issues and resets.
2. **Father's Interruption**: Jesse's father suddenly appears, furious, and confronts Jesse about not having a job, disrespect, and wasting time.
3. **Escalating Argument**: The argument intensifies, with the father destroying Jesse's gaming equipment (Wii U, PS4, etc.) to drive his point home.
4. **Ultimatum and Promise**: Jesse, to stop the destruction, promises on his knees to get a job by the end of the month.
5. **Aftermath**: The father lectures Jesse on growing up and respecting others. Jesse apologizes, and the recording session is abandoned, with Jesse removing his Halo costume.
**Overall:** A lighthearted video recording session turns into a heated, dramatic confrontation between Jesse and his father over Jesse's life choices.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
**Warning: The text appears to contain a heated family argument, and the facts may not be pleasant to read.**
1. Someone, likely Jesse, is attempting to film a video.
2. The video involves a Halo costume and a sword.
3. A wood chipper is present and operational during filming.
4. Jesse's dad interrupts the filming, leading to an argument.
5. The argument escalates, with the dad expressing frustration about Jesse's behavior and job status.
6. Jesse's mom is mentioned as being absent, having given Jesse a gift (unspecified items in a box).
7. The dad threatens to destroy Jesse's belongings (games, consoles, etc.) unless Jesse agrees to get a job.
8. Multiple items are broken or damaged during the argument, including:
* A game
* A branch
* A gamepad
* A Wii U
* A PS4 (mentioned as being dropped)
9. Jesse eventually agrees to get a job to appease his dad.
10. A handshake is exchanged, solidifying Jesse's promise to get a job by the end of the month.
11. Jesse has a breakdown after the agreement.
12. The wood chipper is eventually shut down.
13. Jesse apologizes to his dad after the incident.
14. Jesse removes his Halo costume after the argument.