Here is a concise summary of the transcript:
**Title:** A Humorous Account of a Stolen Car
**Summary:**
* The creator's car (a Citroën DS3) was stolen 9 months prior to the video.
* They share a lighthearted, sarcastic account of the experience, from discovering the theft to dealing with insurance (which still hasn't reimbursed them).
* The creator visits the police station, files a complaint, and discovers some interesting car theft statistics (e.g., 121,000 vehicles stolen in France in 2020, with 1 in 2 found).
* They assume their car was likely exported or scrapped, possibly ending up in Poland.
* To avoid a repeat, they researched and purchased a used Mini Cooper, which is lower on the "most stolen cars" list in France.
* The video ends with a humorous tone, inviting viewers to subscribe and implying that liking the video might magically reduce car thefts in France.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each with a number and in short sentences:
1. **Car Theft**: The author's car was stolen a few months prior to the video recording.
2. **Time of Theft**: The theft occurred during the summer, but the video was made 9 months later.
3. **Insurance Claim**: The author was waiting for insurance reimbursement before making a full report.
4. **Reporting the Theft**: The author initially checked with the municipal police to see if the car had been towed.
5. **Police Response**: The municipal police checked with the national police, initially suggesting the car might have been taken by the pound, but it wasn't in the register.
6. **Investigation**: The author returned to the theft scene to look for clues but found none, just a mark of magnetic powder.
7. **Filing a Complaint**: The author filed a complaint at the police station, experiencing a short wait.
8. **Insurance Process**: Notified the insurance company, which was quick to acknowledge, but the process for getting a replacement car took longer.
9. **Replacement Car Option**: The author had a monthly payment option for a replacement car, but accessing this service was challenging.
10. **Unsuccessful Reimbursement (at time of recording)**: Despite paying insurance since age 18, the author hadn't been reimbursed 9 months after the theft.
11. **Car Stolen in France Statistics (2020)**:
* Over 121,000 vehicles were stolen.
* One in two cars is found.
* A third of the non-found cars remain in France.
* A second third is taken abroad (to Italy, Africa, or Eastern countries).
* The last third involves "AS scams".
12. **Author's New Car**:
* The stolen car was a Citroën DS3, ranked 7th in the most stolen cars in France.
* The author chose a used Mini Cooper, which is not in the top 10 most stolen cars.