Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Title:** Misadventures of Joker and Spider Baby
**Summary:**
* A man, "Joker", is left to babysit a young child, "Spider Baby", while the child's guardians are away.
* Joker, who sells used cars, tries to manage his business while taking care of the energetic and mischievous Spider Baby.
* Chaos ensues as Spider Baby causes trouble, damaging cars and eventually leading Joker to rent a boat for a sea trip.
* During the boat ride, Spider Baby falls into the sea but is rescued. Joker then surprises Spider Baby with a ride on a real excavator (referred to as a "scoop").
* After more antics, including crashing into cars, Joker finally relents to Spider Baby's repeated requests for ice cream, but only after being persuaded by the child's persistent nature and the low cost (1 lira).
* The story concludes with Spider Baby being returned to "Spider Daddy", who has bought him a lot of ice cream.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
**Characters and Relationships**
1. There is a character named Joker.
2. There is a child character referred to as "Spider Baby" or "Little One".
3. The Spider Baby's parents are away for a week.
4. Joker is entrusted with taking care of the Spider Baby.
5. There is another character, possibly a relative, also referred to as "Cousin".
**Events and Actions**
6. The Spider Baby is left with Joker while others go on a "very dangerous mission".
7. Joker tries to sell cars to various customers, including Spider-Man.
8. The Spider Baby causes mischief, including damaging cars.
9. Joker rents a boat to take the Spider Baby on a sea ride.
10. The Spider Baby falls off the boat into the sea but is rescued.
11. Joker surprises the Spider Baby with a chance to drive a toy vehicle.
12. The Spider Baby causes more chaos, including damaging a doll's house and cars.
13. The police take away the cars Joker was trying to sell.
**Miscellaneous**
14. The price of ice cream is mentioned as 1 Lira, considered very cheap.
15. Joker spends a significant amount of money on the Spider Baby, including renting a boat and a scoop (likely a toy or amusement ride).
16. There is a mention of Minecraft in the context of being a source of wealth.