Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Content:** A sarcastic video tour of a $40-46 million NYC penthouse apartment
**Tone:** Criticizing and mocking the apartment's value, design choices, and features
**Key Points:**
* The narrator questions the apartment's hefty price tag ($40-46 million)
* Criticizes the design as "basic", "generic", and not worthy of the price
* Mocks various features, such as:
+ A small closet
+ Unimpressive "art" pieces (e.g., a bent steel piece, a possible fishing lure chandelier)
+ Limited kitchen space (e.g., one plug)
+ A tiny office area
* Occasionally acknowledges some positive aspects (e.g., marble, limestone floors, Central Park views)
* Ends with a sarcastic tone, even when highlighting some of the apartment's more luxurious features.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
1. **Property Listing**: The property is currently marketed as an off-market listing.
2. **Listing Price**: The initial listed price is $40 million, later mentioned as $46 million.
3. **Location**: The property overlooks Central Park.
4. **Floor Number**: The penthouse is located on the 78th floor.
5. **Features**:
* Includes a glass railing around the perimeter of the terrace.
* Has a seating area with a dining table.
* Offers views of the city and Central Park.
6. **Interior Details**:
* Features marble (including a "brick of marble" in a glass tube).
* Has limestone floors in at least one area.
* Includes polished nickel hardwood in the shower area.
7. **Office Space**: Described as small, comparable to Harry Potter's space under the staircase.
8. **Bedroom Details**:
* At least one bedroom has wallpaper for warmth.
* Features AC diffusers with design lines above them.
9. **Closet Details**:
* Initially shown with a tiny closet for tuxedos.
* Later, a built-in closet is mentioned, part of the staging.
10. **Bathroom Details**:
* Includes a full bathroom adjacent to a bedroom.
* Features extensive use of marble, including dark marble.
11. **Unique Decor**: Includes a piece of bent steel art valued at $20 million by the speaker (though this is more of a quoted value in the context of sarcasm, it's presented as a factual decoration here to fit your request).