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**Title:** The Story of My First Kiss
**Summary:**
* The narrator, then 12 years old, gets a "girlfriend" on his first week of high school after a friend facilitates an introduction.
* The two hold hands in silence for 30 minutes during recess.
* Later, with prompting from the same friend, the narrator gives his first kiss to the girl near the school exit, in front of two teachers.
* The kiss is awkward and sloppy, lasting about a minute.
* Afterward, the narrator leaves without a word, feeling happy but also awkward.
* He later researches "how to kiss" on Google, finding tutorials to improve.
* The "girlfriend" is never seen or heard from again.
* The story is shared in a lighthearted, humorous tone, with the narrator inviting feedback and suggesting a potential future story about his first romantic encounter.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each numbered and in short sentences:
1. The narrator, Brian Sobrevilla, shares a story about his first kiss.
2. The event took place in his high school during his first year (around 12 years old).
3. Brian had only been in high school for about a week before the incident.
4. He and his friends would often talk to girls and ask for their Facebook profiles.
5. Brian pointed out a girl he liked to his friend, who then approached her on his behalf.
6. The girl agreed to be Brian's girlfriend without knowing his name or him knowing hers.
7. During recess, Brian's friend brought the girl to sit with him, and they held hands in silence for 30 minutes.
8. A friend prompted Brian to give the girl a kiss before leaving, which made Brian feel pressured.
9. Brian gave the girl a quick kiss on the mouth before immediately leaving the scene.
10. The kiss was awkward, with the narrator describing it as "horrible" and comparing it to how dogs drink water.
11. The kiss lasted about a minute before Brian quickly walked away without a word.
12. After the kiss, Brian went home and felt conceited, behaving strangely around his grandmother.
13. Later that day, Brian searched for "how to kiss" tutorials on Google to improve his kissing technique.
14. He found serious tutorials, including one that suggested practicing with one's hands.
15. Brian never heard from or saw the girl again after the kiss.