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**Context:** A Minecraft gameplay commentary between two players: a self-proclaimed "Noob" and a "Professional".
**Summary:**
* The Noob showcases their new, supposedly "100% protected" fortress, built in response to the Professional's previous destruction of their homes.
* The Professional mocks the fortress's design, calling it "garbage".
* The Noob reveals various traps and features, including a music studio, invisible balcony, and teleporter.
* The Professional attempts to infiltrate the fortress, triggering traps and leading to a series of comedic exchanges.
* The Noob ultimately claims to have "trolled" the Professional, despite the fortress suffering some damage.
* The video ends with the Noob declaring victory and teasing the next encounter.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact a short sentence and excluding opinions:
1. The speaker is a self-proclaimed "noob" in Minecraft.
2. The speaker has a virtual opponent referred to as "the professional".
3. The speaker built a "gigantic fortress" in Minecraft to protect against the professional.
4. Previous houses built by the speaker were destroyed by the professional.
5. The speaker's current fortress has additional security measures.
6. The professional can be interacted with in real-time within the game.
7. The speaker and the professional engage in a battle of wits, with each trying to outmaneuver the other.
8. The speaker uses various game elements, including potions (e.g., fire resistance), cannons, and traps.
9. A "music studio" is located on the second floor of the speaker's fortress.
10. The speaker has an "invisible balcony" and a " groin" (possibly a game-specific item or location).
11. A teleporter is used by the professional to move around.
12. The speaker possesses a "TNT gun" and a "tempe gun" to attack the professional's fortress.
13. The professional attempts to breach the speaker's fortress using various methods.
14. The speaker's fortress sustains minor damage during the interactions.
15. The speaker claims to have "trolled" the professional at the end of the interaction.