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**Title:** A Failed Experiment: Catching and Freezing a Fly as a Pet
**Summary:**
* The narrator attempts to catch a fly to keep as a pet, inspired by an internet claim that flies can survive being frozen.
* After multiple attempts, they successfully catch a fly using a glass and enlist help to transfer it to a container without escape.
* The fly is then frozen, but upon thawing, it appears to have died from hypothermia, not revival as hoped.
* The narrator holds a mock funeral for the fly, named "Mosky," complete with a eulogy, apologizing for the unintended outcome and poking fun at the experiment's failure.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact as a short sentence and excluding opinions:
1. The narrator attempted to catch a fly in their room after finding one had entered through an open window.
2. The narrator used a glass to try and catch the fly.
3. They mentioned finding a strategy to catch a small creature from an episode of "Big Time Rush".
4. The narrator enlisted the help of someone named Coco to assist in containing the caught fly.
5. The strategy involved placing a piece of paper under the glass to prevent the fly's escape.
6. The narrator initially caught two flies but focused on one for the experiment.
7. The goal was to freeze the fly without killing it, based on internet research claiming flies can survive freezing.
8. The fly was placed in the freezer for approximately 10 minutes.
9. The narrator used a thread and needle to attempt to attach the fly to a string while it was frozen.
10. The fly did not survive the freezing process and was declared dead by the narrator.
11. A mock funeral was held for the deceased fly, named "Mosky" or "Moschino", on a cloudy afternoon.
12. The time of the funeral was around 5:10 pm.