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**Title:** "Would You Rather" with Markiplier
**Format:** Markiplier presents and responds to various "Would You Rather" questions, often with humorous commentary.
**Questions & Choices:**
1. **Rosie O'Donnell or Tooth Extraction**: Spend a night with Rosie O'Donnell (interpreted as a non-specific passionate activity) or lose two front teeth. **Markiplier's Choice:** Rosie O'Donnell night.
2. **Famous Homosexual Athlete or Average Heterosexual Person**: Markiplier chooses the former, emphasizing the benefits of fame and athleticism over sexual orientation.
3. **Skin-Tight Clothing or Oversized Clothes**: He prefers skin-tight clothing, joking about bursting out of them as a famous athlete.
4. **Regurgitate Food for Kids or Lick Them Clean**: Markiplier reluctantly chooses regurgitating food, finding both options traumatic but slightly more acceptable.
5. **Ancient Aliens or Mole People Visit**: He prefers ancient aliens, intrigued by the implications of their visit.
6. **No Grocery Shopping or No Laundry**: Markiplier chooses no laundry, sharing a personal anecdote about missing his mom doing his laundry.
7. **Nyan Cat Songs or Badgers Movies**: He prefers Badgers, finding it more amusing and less annoying than Nyan Cat.
8. **Knowledge: Broad but Shallow or Deep but Narrow**: Initially torn, Markiplier decides on broad but shallow knowledge, realizing it implies knowing something about everything, including undiscovered topics.
9. **Best Known in a Small Band or Sidelines of a Favorite Band**: He initially chooses the former but then prefers being on the sidelines, valuing the experience and opportunities.
10. **Room with Dead Bodies or Eat 5 Spiders**: Markiplier chooses eating spiders, calling the other option "baby-ish" and noting spiders' nutritional value.
11. **Always Drive Under or Over the Speed Limit**: Initially chooses over, then realizes the impossibility of always driving over the limit without being able to stop, and switches to under.
12. **Never Wear Shoes or Never Touch Red**: Markiplier chooses never wearing shoes, avoiding a logical conundrum with the red option.
13. **Voice of the Opposite Sex or Body Build of the Opposite Sex**: He leaves this choice to his audience, unsure himself.
**Tone:** Humorous, with sarcastic remarks, personal anecdotes, and playful teasing of the audience's preferences.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping them short and objective:
1. **Host's Name**: The host's name is Markiplier.
2. **Show Name**: The show is called "Would You Rather".
3. **Format**: The show presents two difficult choices and the host must decide which one they prefer.
4. **Timestamps**: The text includes timestamps (e.g., 00:00:00.00) indicating the timing of each spoken segment.
**Specific "Would You Rather" Questions and Markiplier's Choices:**
5. **Q1**: Spend one night with Rosie O'Donnell or have two front teeth pulled out. **Markiplier's Choice**: Spend one night with Rosie O'Donnell.
6. **Q2**: Be a famous homosexual professional athlete or a heterosexual average person. **Markiplier's Choice**: Be a famous homosexual professional athlete.
7. **Q3**: Wear only skin-tight clothing or wear clothes that are much too big. **Markiplier's Choice**: Wear only skin-tight clothing.
8. **Q4**: Regurgitate food to feed kids or lick them to bathe them (if having kids). **Markiplier's Choice**: Regurgitate food.
9. **Q5**: Be visited by ancient aliens or mole people. **Markiplier's Choice**: Be visited by ancient aliens.
10. **Q6**: Never have to grocery shop again or never have to do laundry again. **Markiplier's Choice**: Never have to do laundry again.
11. **Q7**: Have every song turn into Nyan Cat or every movie turn into Badgers, Badgers, Badgers. **Markiplier's Choice**: Every movie turn into Badgers, Badgers, Badgers.
12. **Q8**: Know a few things about everything or know everything about a few things. **Markiplier's Choice**: Initially undecided, then leaned towards knowing a few things about everything.
13. **Q9**: Be the best-known person in a small band (~200 people) or be on the sidelines of a favorite band. **Markiplier's Choice**: Initially best-known person, then changed to being on the sidelines of a favorite band.
14. **Q10**: Be stuck in a room with dead bodies or eat five spiders. **Markiplier's Choice**: Eat five spiders.
15. **Q11**: Always drive under the speed limit or always drive over the speed limit. **Markiplier's Choice**: Initially over the speed limit, then changed to under due to realization of inability to stop.
16. **Q12**: Never be able to wear shoes or never be able to touch anything red. **Markiplier's Choice**: Never be able to wear shoes.
17. **Q13**: Have the voice of the opposite sex or have the muscle mass/body build of the opposite sex. **Markiplier's Choice**: Left to the audience to decide.