Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Title:** A YouTube Video Roasting Life Hacks
**Content:**
* The host, Drew, returns from a 9-month break to ridicule online life hacks, which he believes have reached new lows.
* The video showcases and mocks various absurd life hacks, including:
+ Attaching a key to one's face
+ Using a running faucet to water plants
+ Convoluted ways to crack eggs, plant seeds, and staple pants
+ A bizarre method to "hide" valuables on a beach towel
+ Unnecessary uses for everyday items
* Drew also comments on the aggressive tone of life hack captions and pokes fun at his own life choices.
* The video is sponsored by SeatGeek, which is briefly promoted.
* The host concludes the video, acknowledging a continuity error and inviting viewers to engage with the channel.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
1. The video's sponsor is SeatGeek, an app for finding good deals on event seats.
2. Users can get $20 off their first SeatGeek purchase with the promo code "DREW".
3. SeatGeek features a scoring system for every seat to ensure a good view.
4. The app shows a picture of the view from each seat.
5. The video creator took a nine-month break from discussing life hacks.
6. The creator considers themselves the "unofficial YouTube life hack narc".
7. No Nut November is mentioned as a challenge the creator is participating in (until December 1st).
8. The final video segment was recorded before the creator got a haircut, causing a continuity error.
9. The video ends with a reminder for viewers to support the channel and an acknowledgement of SeatGeek's sponsorship.
10. The video was released near Thanksgiving (implied by the content, not explicitly stated as a fact, but I've kept it in as it provides context to the last statement)
11. The creator's video includes reviewing life hacks from various sources, including "five minute crafts".
**Note:** Most of the content is the creator's commentary and reactions to various life hacks, which are inherently opinion-based. The above facts are the few objective pieces of information that could be extracted from the text.