Here is a concise summary of the provided text, which appears to be a transcript of a vlog or YouTube video with a mix of Italian and English phrases:
**Summary:**
* The video creator, "Sasha" (possibly a pseudonym), welcomes viewers back to their channel after a long time, promising an "ignorant video" guaranteed to bring laughter.
* The video jumps through various, seemingly unrelated segments, including:
+ Sasha arriving at their dad's house in Milan, making humorous comments about the climate and their own memory.
+ Interacting with a "tutor" ( possibly a friend or family member) who is attempting to use a device with voice commands, with comedic results.
+ Visiting a 24-hour supermarket, where they encounter people dressed in pajamas and make lighthearted jokes.
+ Playing a game of hide-and-seek in a house, searching for a mysterious object.
+ Various other quick, humorous skits and one-liners.
* Throughout the video, Sasha frequently breaks the fourth wall, directly addressing viewers and encouraging them to like and subscribe for more "ignorant videos."
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, numbered for reference:
1. The video is recorded in Milan, Italy.
2. The creator mentions it's difficult to be outside for long in Milan due to the cold climate.
3. The creator claims to have made over 2,000 videos.
4. Someone named Klaus is present with the creator during part of the video.
5. The group visits a 24-hour supermarket, which took about 20 minutes to reach by car.
6. The supermarket was not easy to find when it was open.
7. The creator shows interest in Fuji pots, a product from Japan.
8. They attempt to pay with a specific coin, implying they might not have other payment methods.
9. The creator mentions a "tutor" who is also present in some parts of the video.
10. The group interacts with someone dressed in what they describe as "samurai" attire, who wears flip-flops even in winter.
11. The creator visits a house, referred to as "dad's house", with others.
12. Inside the house, they engage in activities such as hide and seek.
13. The house has multiple rooms, including a room that needs repair.
14. Discussion about a washing machine and a scooter is mentioned in the context of space constraints.
15. The video ends with an invitation to like the video to see more "ignorant videos", aiming for 35,000 likes.