Here is a concise summary of the transcript:
**The Late Show with Stephen Colbert**
* **Monologue Highlights:**
+ Donald Trump's administration fired the White House's first female African-American Chief Usher, Angela Reed, sparking controversy.
+ Democrats are fighting back against the dismantling of ObamaCare through visual arts, including a dramatic ad featuring a bulldozer.
* **News Segments:**
+ A conference call with White House Budget Director Mick Mulvaney descended into chaos due to technical issues, culminating in a saxophone solo.
+ The Eagles (band) are suing a Mexican hotel called "Hotel California" for using their name for financial gain.
+ A Canadian gin recall: Bombay Sapphire bottles were found to contain 77% alcohol (instead of the typical 40%), prompting humorous remarks from Colbert.
* **Tone:** Light-hearted, satirical, and comedic, with a focus on current events and politics.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
**Politics and Government**
1. The White House fired its Chief Usher, Angela Reed, on a Friday.
2. Angela Reed was the first female Chief Usher and an African-American.
3. The Chief Usher position is not typically political, with only 9 holders since 1885.
4. Reed was appointed by the previous administration.
5. The Trump administration fired Reed, sparking speculation about motives.
**Healthcare**
6. The House voted on a new healthcare bill, prompting reactions from Democrats.
7. Tom Perriello, a Democratic candidate for Virginia Governor, released an ad opposing the bill.
**Budget and Economy**
8. The White House Budget Director, Mick Mulvaney, held a conference call to discuss the new budget.
9. The call experienced technical difficulties, with audio breaking up and unexpected music playing.
**Law and Business**
10. The Eagles (band) are suing a Mexican hotel called "Hotel California" for using their name without permission.
11. The hotel allegedly suggested a connection with the band for financial gain.
**Product Recall**
12. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency recalled Bombay Sapphire Gin due to excessive alcohol content (77% ABV instead of 40%).
13. The recall was prompted by an isolated consumer complaint about the taste profile being "off".
14. No reports of sickness were linked to the recalled gin, but there were reports of parties becoming "wild".