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**Event:** A humorous, DIY hamster-wheel-inspired racing competition
**Format:**
1. **Individual Time Trial**: Contestants ride makeshift hamster wheels (~ half a kilometer on an uneven country road)
2. **"Love to Ride, Love and Wheels"**: Contestants must carry their wheels without dragging or rolling them
3. **Team Relay**: Pairs carry a wheel to the finish line
**Outcome:**
* **Winner:** Konstantin (won all three competitions)
* **Other notable mentions:** Evgeniy, Artyom, and the narrator (awarded various places and medals)
**Tone:** Light-hearted, comedic, and entertaining, with the narrator frequently expressing exhaustion and amusement throughout the event.
Here are the extracted key facts, numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
**Event Details**
1. A hamster wheel racing event was organized.
2. The event consisted of multiple competitions.
3. The racing track was approximately half a kilometer long, on a country road.
**Competition Structure**
4. The first competition involved individual racing from start to finish.
5. The second competition was named "Love to Ride Love and Wheels" with a unique rule set.
6. The third competition was a team event to carry a load to the finish line.
**Participant Information**
7. One participant, Vova, was mentioned as being 13 years old.
**Event Outcomes**
8. Three competitions were completed with winners for each.
9. Konstantin (Kostya) won first place in the overall standings.
10. Artyom won second place in one of the competitions.
11. Evgeniy was awarded a silver medal in one of the competitions.
12. The narrator was awarded a bronze medal in the first competition.
**Miscellaneous**
13. The event required the construction of at least three hamster wheels.
14. To create one wheel, 2 sheets of plywood and about 38 round slats were needed.
15. Certificates were prepared for both winners and losers in the wheel running competitions.