Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Title:** Prank Gift for a Friend/Partner ("My Baby")
** Situation:** The speaker's friend ("my baby") broke their phone, and the speaker is exploiting the opportunity to play a prank while gifting a new iPhone.
**The Prank:**
1. The speaker obtains a new iPhone but creates a decoy gift.
2. They place the friend's old, broken phone (or an old iPhone 4) in the new iPhone's packaging.
3. The decoy gift is then wrapped in a cardboard box to add to the surprise.
4. The speaker plans to give the friend the decoy, expecting a negative reaction, before revealing the actual new iPhone.
**Additional Context:**
* The speaker mentions moving to a new house and promises a house tour if a certain engagement threshold (40,000 likes) is met.
* The text includes humorous interactions with pets, self-deprecation, and lighthearted teasing, suggesting an entertaining and playful tone.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact as a short sentence and numbered for reference:
**Please note that some context might be lost due to the extraction process.**
1. The narrator's friend (referred to with masculine and feminine pronouns at different points, possibly an error in transcription) broke their phone.
2. The broken phone was taken to an assistance center for repair.
3. The narrator was initially unable to recover the broken phone from the assistance center due to a wait period.
4. The assistance center eventually gave the narrator the broken phone, albeit in pieces.
5. The narrator owns multiple iPhones, including an iPhone 4 and an iPhone 6.
6. The narrator purchased a new iPhone (model "iPhone hicks" - possibly a transcription error, as there's no known iPhone by this name) as a gift.
7. The narrator planned a joke by placing the new iPhone in an old iPhone 6 box, but then decided to use an iPhone 4 in the packaging as a prank.
8. The iPhone 4 used in the prank was placed in a box with an old container of headphones.
9. The narrator has an old, broken iPhone 4 with a devastated condition.
10. The narrator moved to a new house and offered to give a tour if a certain viewership threshold (40,000) was met.
11. The narrator's brother was sleeping at home during part of the recording, necessitating quietness.
12. The time at one point during the recording was half past twelve.