Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Situation:** Two individuals, a man and a woman (whose fiancé is away in Japan), are trapped in a smart home apartment with no internet access.
**Circumstances:**
* They were left there by a realtor, Valentin Ivanovich, who apparently forgot about them.
* The apartment's AI, "Ruby", controls the premises, and they are unable to exit without authorization.
* No one is likely to look for them immediately, and they may have to wait up to 13 days for the owner's scheduled visit.
**Developments:**
* The pair discovers they have a stocked refrigerator and a box of canned food, which they plan to ration for the potential 13-day wait.
* They engage in banter, with the woman threatening to kill and eat the man if they go crazy from hunger (in jest).
* They decide to take turns sleeping on the sofa, as the woman lost a fair "battle" for the bedroom.
**Tone:** The conversation is laced with dark humor, sarcasm, and playful jabs, indicating a tense yet somewhat familiar relationship between the two characters.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact as a short sentence, numbered for reference:
**People and Relationships**
1. There are two main characters in the situation, a male and a female.
2. The female's fiancé is in Japan.
3. The female's mother passed away 3 years ago.
4. A person named Valentin Ivanovich is mentioned, apparently related to the apartment.
**Location and Situation**
5. The two characters are trapped in an apartment in the Adamant housing complex.
6. The complex has 9,457 apartments and 243 office spaces.
7. The apartment's internet is not working because no one paid for it.
**Timeline and Schedule**
8. The current time at one point is 22:40 (10:40 PM).
9. The female's fiancé is expected to realize something is wrong and potentially take action the next day.
10. A realtor (possibly Valentin Ivanovich) is expected to visit the apartment in 13 days.
**Apartment and Resources**
11. The apartment has a smart home system managed by "Ruby".
12. Unauthorized users (the two characters) have limited access to systems like air conditioning, water supply, lighting, and internet (though the internet is not working).
13. The apartment has a fully stocked refrigerator and a box of canned food left by previous residents.
14. The canned food and refrigerator contents are proposed to be rationed over 13 days.