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**Title:** Unspecified Apocalypse Scenario featuring the Kardashian-Jenner Family
**Summary:**
* The Kardashian-Jenner sisters (Kim, Kourtney, Khloe) navigate a mysterious apocalyptic scenario where they must wear blindfolds to survive.
* They receive vague instructions from their mother (Kris) and Caitlyn, leading them to take a perilous river journey.
* Throughout, the sisters bicker and face challenges, including spoiled food, lost "alert birds" (cooked and eaten by Khloe), and encountering Kanye West.
* Ultimately, they arrive at a "safe house," only to discover it's their own home, just a few miles from their original "safe house." The journey was apparently unnecessary, with the family member who provided instructions (implied to be Caitlyn) revealing it was a roundabout way to get them to appreciate nature.
**Tone:** The transcript blends humor, satire, and absurdity, poking fun at the Kardashian-Jenner family's public personas and the conventions of apocalypse survival stories.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact as a short sentence and numbered for reference:
**People and Relationships**
1. The main characters are Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and their mom Kris.
2. Caitlyn is also a family member.
3. Kanye (Ye) is Kim's partner.
**Events and Actions**
4. The group leaves a house, wearing blindfolds for safety.
5. They initially travel by boat, which is later lost.
6. A state of emergency is announced on the radio due to an unexplained outbreak.
7. The group is instructed to keep their eyes covered to survive.
8. They attempt to gather food (milk, cheese, fruits, vegetables) but not canned goods.
9. Kris finds them and plans to get the family to safety.
10. The group uses a river to travel to a supposed safe haven.
11. Khloe inadvertently causes their food to spoil.
12. Caitlyn provides cryptic instructions over a radio to "take the river".
13. Kim is chosen to briefly remove her blindfold to navigate rapids.
14. The group eventually arrives at a destination, only to find it's their own house.
**Environment and Safety**
15. An unspecified, dangerous outbreak is occurring, with warnings not to look at it.
16. A "river" (possibly "River Street") is used for travel, with a location known as the "intersection of River and Rapids" having debris.
17. Birds (initially intended as an alert system) are eaten by the group, eliminating their warning potential.