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**Title:** A Day at the Beach with Relationship Drama
**Summary:**
* The story revolves around "Player" (the protagonist), their girlfriend, and her family on their annual beach trip.
* The girlfriend is initially jealous and upset due to a past feud with a girl named Caitlyn, who always steals the spotlight.
* Player and Caitlyn engage in a rap battle, unknowingly fueling the girlfriend's jealousy.
* A series of misadventures, including a ruined sandcastle due to sudden rain, ensue.
* Player discovers the root of the girlfriend's issue with Caitlyn: feeling overshadowed by Caitlyn's relationships and attention-seeking behavior.
* In the climax, Player saves the girlfriend's father from choking on a popsicle, but mistakenly gives credit to Caitlyn, who arrives later.
* The story ends with a lighthearted, comedic tone, focusing on the complexities of relationships and the mishaps of the day.
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, numbered for reference:
**Character Information**
1. The main characters include: Player, Girlfriend, Mommy Marist (Girlfriend's mom), Daddy Dearest (Girlfriend's dad), Caitlyn, Skid, Pump, Pico, and Henchman.
2. Girlfriend's mom is a lifeguard but cannot swim.
3. Daddy Dearest cannot swim either.
4. Caitlyn is a strong swimmer and often saves people from drowning.
5. Player is a professional rap battler.
**Event Details**
6. The setting is a beach, where Girlfriend's family vacations every summer.
7. Player joins the family on this vacation as Girlfriend's boyfriend.
8. Caitlyn is also at the beach, as she is every year.
9. A rap battle between Player and Caitlyn takes place at the beach.
10. A sudden rainstorm ruins a sand castle built by Skid, Pump, and others.
11. Girlfriend gets upset with Player after his rap battle with Caitlyn.
12. Player accidentally chokes on a popsicle, but is saved (initially attributed to Caitlyn, but actually by someone else, though the saver's identity is not clearly stated in the provided text).
**Relationship Dynamics**
13. Girlfriend has a long-standing issue with Caitlyn, stemming from past summers.
14. The root of Girlfriend's issue with Caitlyn seems to be related to attention and past friendships.
15. Girlfriend was excited to bring Player to gain the center of attention for once.
16. Player wants to make it up to Girlfriend after upsetting her.