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**Title:** (Implied) "The Quest to be the Perfect Guy"
**Protagonist:** Tom
**Storyline:**
1. Tom feels overshadowed by the movie star Tanner Von Quads, whom his friend Angela adores.
2. Tom discovers "Ideal Guy Headquarters," a website promising to transform him into the "perfect guy."
3. Tom orders a "Perfect Guy Starter Kit" and initially experiences success, impressing those around him.
4. To outdo Tanner Von Quads, Tom upgrades his approach, leading to a confrontation at the premiere of "Get Down Two: The Uprising."
5. In a shocking twist, Tanner Von Quads is revealed to be a robot, which Tom inadvertently destroys.
6. After the chaos, Angela reveals she loved the characters Tanner played, not the person. She appreciates Tom for who he is, considering him the "most perfect friend in the world."
**Themes:** Self-improvement, friendship, the illusion of perfection, and being true to oneself.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
1. A conversation starts with a mention of an airplane throwing contest.
2. The speaker got eighth place in the contest, still within the top ten.
3. A trailer for "Get Down Two: The Uprising" is shown, featuring Tanner Von Quads.
4. The movie's release is anticipated, with some characters having waited for two years.
5. The plot of the first "Get Down" movie involved saving a Dance Park.
6. In "Get Down Two: The Uprising", the Dance Park saves the characters.
7. A character named Ruby calls to discuss the trailer.
8. Ruby and the group will attend the premiere of "Get Down Two: The Uprising".
9. Tanner Von Quads will be present at the premiere, signing autographs.
10. A website/service called "Ideal Guy Headquarters" promises to help users become the "perfect guy".
11. The "Perfect Guy Starter Kit" is ordered and arrives the next day.
12. The kit includes items like a scarf, bracelet, cologne, and sunglasses.
13. Following the kit's advice, the user experiences a change in how others perceive him.
14. The user decides to upgrade their "perfect guy" status by accessing more content from Ideal Guy Headquarters.
15. Characteristics of a "perfect guy" according to the website include working out daily, drinking protein shakes, and having signature shades.
16. The user attends the premiere of "Get Down Two: The Uprising" and encounters Tanner Von Quads.
17. Tanner Von Quads is revealed to be a robot (TVQ 5000).
18. The robot malfunctions and "shuts down" after an interaction.
19. The user is chased by an angry mob after being blamed for breaking Tanner Von Quads.
20. The user reflects on the experience with friends, realizing no real person can be as perfect as the movie character.
21. A character considers donating unwanted sunglasses to a charity for "economically challenged cool guys".