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**Setting:** A law office, with interactions between a bike messenger (Mike), a law intern (Claire), and others.
**Key Events:**
1. **Initial Encounter**: Mike, a bike messenger, impresses Claire with his knowledge of immigration law while delivering a package to her office.
2. **Deception Revealed**: Claire discovers Mike's ruse about being a law student at Columbia, which he used to impress her.
3. **Good Intentions**: Despite the deception, Mike genuinely helps with an immigration case (Hector Suarez), finding a loophole in the Immigration Act of 1975.
4. **Confrontation**: Claire confronts Mike about his lie, expressing disappointment and mistrust.
5. **Mike's Plea**: Mike explains his motivations (wanting to be with someone who respects his life's purpose) and claims to be genuinely turning his life around after meeting Claire.
**Outcome:** The transcript ends with Claire's hurt and mistrust, leaving Mike's efforts to redeem himself uncertain.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
**People and Relationships**
1. The main characters are Mike (a bike messenger) and Claire (a legal clinic intern).
2. Trevor is a friend of Mike's.
3. Nathan is an acquaintance who knows Mike's true occupation.
4. Hector Suarez is a client with an expired visa.
**Locations and Institutions**
5. The story takes place in New York City.
6. Mike claims to attend Columbia Law School (later revealed as a lie).
7. NYU and Columbia are mentioned as universities.
8. An unnamed legal clinic is where Claire interns.
**Events and Plot Points**
9. Mike delivers packages to Claire's office for two months before they meet.
10. Mike and Claire have dinner, discussing their interests and goals.
11. Hector Suarez is taken in by INS due to an expired visa.
12. Mike offers to help Hector's case, claiming knowledge of visas.
13. A hearing for Hector's case is scheduled for Tuesday at 9 a.m.
14. Mike finds a potential loophole in the Immigration Act of 1975 to help Hector.
15. Claire is called away to handle walk-ins at the office.
16. Trevor confronts Mike about lying to Claire about being in law school.
17. Claire discovers Mike's lie and confronts him.
**Miscellaneous**
18. Mike is given a hypothetical choice between Han Solo and Indiana Jones, finding it difficult.
19. Kumquat McGillicuddy is mentioned as a person Mike claims to have saved, but this is likely a ruse.