Here is a concise summary of the provided text, which appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video featuring a time machine storyline:
**Title:** Time Machine Adventure
**Summary:**
* The host introduces a time machine in their home, claiming it can teleport people to different eras.
* The family sets the machine to visit dinosaurs (160 million years ago), but due to a mistake, they initially end up in different locations (1990 women's locker room in Venezuela, then 1988 nudist beach in Brazil).
* They finally succeed in traveling back to a time when dinosaurs existed, but only observe from a safe distance to avoid altering history.
* The group then travels back to the recent past (yesterday) to spy on a friend, Corvus, who had claimed to be sick. They catch him engaging in ordinary activities, like buying chocolate.
* After their time-traveling adventures, the host returns to the present and addresses the audience, inviting them to suggest a punishment for Corvus's deception in the comments.
* The video concludes with the host thanking viewers for watching and inviting them to like, favorite, and subscribe for more content.
Here are the extracted key facts, keeping each fact as a short sentence and excluding opinions:
1. **Time Machine Existence**: A time machine is present in the narrator's possession.
2. **Time Machine Functionality**: The time machine teleports others to different points in time.
3. **Initial Destination**: The initial desired destination was to see dinosaurs.
4. **Actual First Destination**: The group ended up in a past time with dinosaurs due to an error.
5.. **Automatic Recovery**: The time machine is set to automatically return users to the present after 5 minutes.
6. **Warning Given**: Users were warned not to make any changes to the past to avoid altering history.
7. **Virus Database Update**: A virus database was updated to 1990, initially showing a women's locker room in Venezuela as its last location.
8. **Location Change**: The last location was changed from 1990 to 1988, showing a nudist beach in Brazil.
9. **Intended Second Destination**: The group planned to visit a nudist beach in Brazil.
10. **Observation of Past Self**: The group observed a past scenario involving someone named Corvus.
11. **Corvus's Initial Absence**: Corvus initially claimed to be sick, missing the group's time travel event.
12. **Return to Present**: After the time travel, the group returned to the present.
13. **Post-Event Interaction**: The narrator interacted with subscribers, asking for suggestions on a punishment for Corvus.
14. **Video Creation**: The narrator created a video of the experience for YouTube, specifically for a GTA (Grand Theft Auto) content series.