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**Title:** The Art of Being a "Ninja Vulture" (Stealing Food from Roommates)
**Key Points:**
1. **Motivation:** Identify why you want to steal food (e.g., temptation, lack of money).
2. **Techniques:**
* Target foods with high quantity (e.g., fries, mashed potatoes).
* Plan your "attack" when roommates are away.
* Take a small sample, not the whole portion.
* Leave no traces (e.g., close containers as found, flatten disturbed food).
3. **Advanced Tactics:**
* Eye a whole food (e.g., sandwich) for 2-3 days, then ask a roommate if it's abandoned.
4. **Counter-Countermeasures:**
* If caught or suspected, don't get mad; it's "karma."
5. **Tone:** The guide is presented in a humorous, lighthearted, and slightly sarcastic tone, acknowledging the questionable morality of the actions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact as a short sentence and excluding opinions:
1. **The text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording**.
2. **The recording discusses a guide on how to stealthily eat a roommate's food**.
3. **The strategy is referred to as being a "ninja vulture"**.
4. **To employ this strategy, one must first analyze why they want to eat someone else's food**.
5. **Reasons for eating someone else's food may include the food looking delicious or financial constraints**.
6. **College expenses are mentioned as a potential contributor to financial constraints**.
7. **The strategy involves taking only a small, unnoticeable amount of food**.
8. **Recommended targets for food include items with quantity, such as fries, mashed potatoes, macaroni, and carrots**.
9. **It's advised to plan an "attack" when the roommate is sleeping, at work, or at school**.
10. **Ensuring all other roommates are away is also recommended**.
11. **The individual should analyze the food's container, noting its appearance and position**.
12. **After taking food, the container should be restored to its original state to leave no traces**.
13. **If a scoop is taken from a dish (like mashed potatoes), the surface should be flattened to conceal the action**.
14. **Taking a whole meal or large portions is considered a more advanced technique**.
15. **The strategy is more efficient with more roommates, as attention is divided**.
16. **With only one roommate, extra caution is advised to avoid raising suspicion**.
17. **Potential counter-measures by roommates include buying a separate fridge for their room**.
18. **Another counter-measure is labeling their food**.
19. **A technique for acquiring a whole, unclaimed food item involves inquiring about its ownership after 2-3 days**.
20. **The video ends with an invitation to "join the club" of ninja vultures and a request for viewers to support the creator**.