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**Title:** Unconventional Tech/Novelty Items Review
**Content Summary:**
1. **Introduction**: Host introduces a show featuring unusual tech/novelty items.
2. **Item 1:** "Stae Phone" - a musical instrument/phone replica inspired by David Bowie's "Space Oddity".
3. **Item 2:** "Neon Transvestite Party" - a neon-lit, battery-powered party accessory.
4. **Item 3:** "Milk Balloon" - an LED-lit balloon with unclear instructions.
5. **Item 4:** "Pet Tornado" - a novelty item creating a mini tornado effect, deemed the "most useless thing in the world" by the host. It works with water and glitter, costs $25 CAD, and has 4-star reviews on Amazon.
**Tone and Format:** Light-hearted, humorous review style with personal commentary and interactions, likely from a YouTube video or similar online content platform.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
**Technology and Products**
1. The video features a replica of the "Stae Phone" used by David Bowie.
2. The Stae Phone has multiple ringtones and a vibrato function.
3. The phone is based on a pen-style design with a detachable top.
4. An LED balloon is showcased, which lights up internally.
5. The LED balloon has no instruction manual.
**"Most Useless Thing in the World" Segment**
6. The "Most Useless Thing" is a Pet Tornado in a plastic container.
7. The Pet Tornado costs $25 Canadian dollars (approximately 60-70 Reais in Canada).
8. It works with water and glitter.
9. The product has a 4-star rating on Amazon.
**Purchase and Review Details**
10. The Pet Tornado was purchased for $25 Canadian dollars plus $5 postage.
11. Total cost is equivalent to approximately 60-70 Reais in Canada.
12. A reviewer on Amazon mentioned their son loves the Pet Tornado.
13. The Pet Tornado does not require batteries.