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**Title:** Humorous Anecdotes about Being a Boyfriend
**Summary:**
* The author, a Minecraft YouTuber, shares comedic stories about his experiences with his girlfriend (Em).
* Tales include:
1. Introducing Em to his quirky friends, leading to awkward interactions.
2. A disastrous bike ride with Em, who hates cycling.
3. A friend (Freddy) randomly discussing relationship break-up statistics in front of Em.
4. Pranking waiters by pretending Em is his sister (due to their similar appearance).
5. Accidentally offending Em by "flirting" with a coffee shop cashier (meant as a joke).
6. Forcing Em to accompany him to Ireland (for passport purposes), resulting in a miserable trip with nowhere to eat.
**Tone:** Light-hearted, humorous, and self-deprecating, with a dash of relationship awkwardness.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
1. The narrator, Tommy, has a girlfriend named Em.
2. Tommy is a Minecraft YouTuber.
3. He warned Em about his friends before introducing them.
4. Tommy and Em's first date was approximately a week before meeting his friends.
5. They visited Nottingham, Tommy's hometown, to meet his parents.
6. Em met Tommy's friends, including Freddy, Wilbur, and others.
7. Freddy mentioned that 50% of relationships end in breakups during their meeting.
8. Tommy and Em went on a bike ride in Brighton, which Em ended up disliking.
9. Em revealed months later that Tommy's behavior during the bike ride was not ideal.
10. Wilbur interrogated Em with unusual questions when they first met.
11. Tommy and Em often prank waiters by pretending to be siblings.
12. This pranking tradition culminated in convincing George that Em was Tommy's sister.
13. George left for Florida immediately after and hadn't spoken to Tommy for 5 months.
14. Tommy accidentally offended Em by flirting with a coffee shop lady (though Em found it funny).
15. Tommy forced Em to accompany him to Ireland to renew his passport.
16. They had a difficult time finding food in Belfast, Ireland, with many places closed.
17. Tommy pleaded with an Irish restaurant owner to serve them food due to hunger.