Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Title:** End-of-Year Recap Video ( implied, not explicitly stated )
**Concept:** Instead of a glossy recap, the creator showcases their ability to recall various skills learned over the past 2-3 years without extensive practice, highlighting the authenticity of their skill retention.
**Content:**
* The creator attempts to re-perform ~15 diverse skills, including:
+ Spinning objects (e.g., basketball, top)
+ Juggling
+ Car spring manipulation
+ Splitting an apple with bare hands
+ Solving a Rubik's Cube
+ Dice stacking
+ Unicycling (including a backwards brain bike)
+ Axe throwing
+ Slingshot use
+ Making fire
+ Opening a champagne bottle with a glass
**Outcome:**
* The creator generally retains most skills, with some showing slight rustiness.
* Encourages viewers to learn something new in the upcoming year, promoting their classes on Skillshare.
**Closing:**
* Wishes viewers a happy new year (referencing the year 2090 in a likely humorous error, presumably meant to say 2020 or simply "the new year").
* Thanks Skillshare for sponsoring the show and invites viewers to take advantage of a free premium access offer.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each with a number and in short sentences:
1. The author releases a recap video every December, showcasing skills learned over the past two years.
2. This year's recap video aims to show the author's actual skill retention without fancy editing.
3. The author attempts to revisit various skills after an extended period of not practicing them.
4. The skills showcased include:
* 5. Spinning a basketball
* 6. Juggling
* 7. Car spring (unspecified activity, possibly related to coiling or manipulating a car spring)
* 8. Splitting an apple with bare hands
* 9. Solving a Rubik's Cube
* 10. Dice stacking
* 11. Drawing dotted lines on a chalkboard (a specific trick)
* 12. A vocal skill (unspecified, related to volume and pitch)
* 13. Riding a unicycle
* 14. Riding a "backwards brain bike" (a bike with counterintuitive steering)
* 15. Throwing an axe
* 16. Using a slingshot
* 17. Starting a fire
* 18. Opening a champagne bottle with a champagne glass
Skills-specific facts:
19. The author had recently learned to spin a basketball (about 2 months prior).
20. They had learned to juggle approximately 3 years ago.
21. Car spring was a more recently learned skill, but the author was rusty.
22. The author had learned to split an apple with bare hands, considering it more of a trick than a skill.
23. The vocal skill was attempted after about a year of not practicing it.
24. The author's dice stacking skill was still intact, despite potentially being their most popular video.
25. The backwards brain bike was ridden successfully after extended practice in the past.
26. The author was able to start a fire and open a champagne bottle with a glass on the first try.
Miscellaneous facts:
27. The video was edited by "Mike from the future".
28. The author promotes their classes on Skillshare (Guitar Fundamentals and Rubik's Cube solving).
29. Skillshare is offering two months of premium access for free to the author's viewers.
30. The video concludes the author's content for the year, with appreciation for the viewers and Skillshare's support.