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**Setting:** A gathering of the Thuc Son clan, with representatives from various clans (Heavenly, Diệu Âm, Tomb Human, and Bach Thao).
**Objective:** To determine which clan leader will possess the powerful "Millennium Bloody Starry Gem" through a competition.
**Events:**
1. Clan introductions, with each showcasing their unique (but often underwhelming) skills.
2. A plot twist: the Bach Thao clan's "fragrant" offering is revealed to be a colorful, tasteful, and scented poison, affecting only the grand masters.
3. An antidote is offered for a steep price (2 ounces of gold).
4. The competition format is changed to a "racing art" (vehicle racing) due to the lethality of the contestants' martial arts.
5. The racing competition begins, with contestants using unconventional "vehicles" (e.g., a "holy flying sword" and a "flying spiritual mascot").
**Tone:** The text is written in a humorous, satirical, and playful tone, poking fun at traditional martial arts tournament storylines.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
**Event Details**
1. The event is a gathering of the Thuc Son clan for a discussion.
2. The event is also referred to as the Thuc Son congress.
3. A birthday song is sung at the beginning, but it's later revealed to not be an actual birthday celebration.
**Clans and Representatives**
4. Four grand clans are represented: Heavenly, Diệu Âm, Tomb Human, and Bach Thao.
5. The Heavenly clan is introduced first, with 120 members present.
6. The Diệu Âm clan is known for having "beautiful angels" or "super angelic girls".
7. The Tomb Human clan has a representative skilled in sword martial art.
8. The Bach Thao clan's name is likened to "dried shrimps and scallions".
**Millennium Bloody Starry Gem**
9. A "Millennium Bloody Starry Gem" is introduced, holding a unique force.
10. The gem is said to grant its possessor rulership over all.
11. The gem is the prize for the winner of a contest among the clans.
**Contest and Antidote**
12. The contest initially involves martial arts, but later changes to a racing competition.
13. An antidote for a poison is offered for sale by the "chemical technology corporation".
14. The antidote costs 2 ounces of gold.
15. Only grand masters were affected by the poison, not their pupils.
**Racing Competition**
16. The racing competition involves two participants using vehicles.
17. The winner will receive the Millennium Bloody Starry Gem.