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**Title:** A Personal Account of Getting a Speeding Ticket and a Subsequent Court Hearing
**Summary:**
* The narrator, a self-proclaimed "filthy hypocrite" who often critiques others' driving, shares their experience of getting a speeding ticket (80 in a 40 km/h school zone) after 6 years of driving without incidents.
* During the traffic stop, they cooperated but were also caught with an expired insurance policy, having forgotten to replace the documents after a car detailing.
* The officer showed leniency, marking them for only 10 km/h over the limit.
* The narrator missed their scheduled court hearing due to oversleeping, panicking afterwards, and even mistakenly calling 9-1-1.
* Upon rescheduling, both the narrator and the officer were present, and with the officer's assurance, the matter was resolved smoothly.
**Additional Note:** The summary is followed by a promotional segment for Nord VPN, unrelated to the personal anecdote.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
1. The narrator received a speeding ticket in a school zone for driving 80 km/h in a 40 km/h limit.
2. The narrator was not in an accident nor ticketed for 6 years after getting their driver's license at age 21.
3. The speeding ticket was the narrator's first offense.
4. The narrator was initially unaware they were speeding that fast.
5. The police officer gave the narrator a break, only marking them for going 10 km/h over the limit.
6. The narrator's insurance policy had expired a month prior to the traffic stop.
7. The officer offered to waive the other charges if the narrator provided the necessary documents in court.
8. The narrator missed their scheduled court hearing due to oversleeping.
9. The court hearing was rescheduled because both the narrator and the officer who ticketed them were absent.
10. The narrator eventually attended the rescheduled hearing.
11. The police officer who ticketed the narrator was helpful and assured them things would go smoothly in court.
12. The narrator used the code "da mix" (later mentioned as "Atomics" for a different context) for a Nord VPN promotion, unrelated to the traffic incident.