Here is a concise summary of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert transcript:
**Segments and Topics:**
1. **White House Chief Usher Firing**: Stephen Colbert discusses the controversial firing of Angela Reid, the first female African-American Chief Usher, speculating it might be due to her appointment by the previous administration.
2. **Tom Perriello's Ad**: Colbert reviews a Democratic candidate's (Tom Perriello) ad featuring a dramatic demolition of a healthcare bill, with the unexpected star being a model 10 crusher.
3. **Mick Mulvaney's Press Conference Call**: Colbert mocks the chaotic conference call about the budget, which was plagued by technical issues, incoherent responses, and ended with a saxophone solo.
4. **The Eagles' Lawsuit**: The Eagles are suing a Mexican hotel called "Hotel California" for using the name to imply a connection with the band.
5. **Canadian Gin Recall**: Colbert humorously reports on the recall of Bombay Sapphire gin in Canada due to excessively high alcohol content (77%).
6. **US Healthcare Bill**: Colbert jokingly contemplates escaping to Canada due to the new US healthcare bill, only to find out about the gin recall, poking fun at the situations.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
**Politics & Government**
1. The White House fired its chief usher on Friday.
2. The fired chief usher was Angela Reid, the first female and African-American to hold the position.
3. Angela Reid was the 9th chief usher since 1885.
4. Reid was appointed by the previous administration.
5. Historian Douglas Brinkley speculated that the Trump administration might be concerned about "Obama's spies".
6. Sean Spicer (or Sara Sanders, as corrected in the text) stated that Angela Reid left on good terms.
7. The deputy usher is serving as the acting chief usher.
**Healthcare**
8. The House voted on a new healthcare bill, prompting concerns.
9. Democrats, including Tom Perriello, are fighting against the dismantling of Obamacare.
**Budget & Economy**
10. The White House sent out Budget Director Mick Mulvaney to discuss the budget with reporters.
11. A press conference call with Mulvaney experienced technical issues, leading to chaotic communication.
**Law & Business**
12. The Eagles (band) are suing a Mexican hotel called "Hotel California" for using the name for financial gain.
13. The lawsuit aims to prevent the hotel from suggesting a connection with the band.
**Product Recall**
14. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency recalled Bombay Sapphire gin due to excessive alcohol content (77% instead of 40%).
15. The recall was initiated after a single consumer complaint about the gin's taste profile.
16. No reports of sickness were associated with the recalled gin.
**Miscellaneous**
17. Tom Perriello, a Democratic candidate for Virginia governor, released an ad in response to the healthcare bill vote.
18. The ad featured a Model 10 Crusher, which became a notable aspect of the advertisement.