Here is a concise summary of the transcript:
**Late Show with Stephen Colbert Summary**
* Intro:
+ Ash Wednesday joke
+ Joke about Tucker Carlson
+ Midwest storm warning, poking fun at dads obsessing over weather updates
* Main Topics:
1. **Ohio Train Derailment**:
- EPA orders Norfolk Southern to handle and pay for cleanup
- Former President's (implied to be Trump) visit to East Palestine, criticized for having cut rail regulations
- Trump's awkward comments on the tragedy
2. **Trump's Legal Issues**:
- Grand jury recommends multiple indictments in Georgia election interference case
- Forewoman's subtle hints, with a dash of humor
3. **Marjorie Taylor Greene**:
- Advocates for "national divorce" (separating red and blue states)
- Backpedals on implying civil war, despite provocative statements
- Proposes restricting voting rights for Democratic voters moving to red states (met with ridicule)
**Up Next**: Guests Eugene Levy and Nas, teased before the commercial break.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
1. **Event**: The text is from an episode of "The Late Show" with host Stephen Colbert.
2. **Date Reference**: The episode mentions Ash Wednesday, indicating it took place on an Ash Wednesday.
3. **Weather Event**: A historic three-day storm was set to bring snow, ice, and extreme cold across the US, particularly affecting the Midwest.
4. **Location - Ohio**: Ohio was dealing with the aftermath of a devastating train derailment in East Palestine.
5. **EPA Action**: The EPA ordered Norfolk Southern to handle and pay for all cleanup efforts from the derailment.
6. **Visit by Former President**: A former US President visited East Palestine, Ohio, amidst the crisis.
7. **Former President's 2024 Campaign**: The visit was part of the former President's 2024 presidential campaign, which had gotten off to a rocky start.
8. **Investigation**: The former President is under investigation in Georgia for interfering in the 2020 election.
9. **Grand Jury Decision**: A grand jury recommended multiple indictments, with the final decision going to the Fulton County DA.
10. **Forewoman's Statement**: The forewoman of the jury spoke out, without revealing specifics, about the indictment recommendations.
11. **Marjorie Taylor Greene's Statement**: Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted about needing a "national divorce" by separating into red and blue states.
12. **Clarification on "National Divorce"**: Greene clarified that her proposal is not about civil war but about strengthening state rights and power.
13. **Guests on The Late Show**: The episode's guests included Eugene Levy and Nas.